SlogansHeroes.net
The HEROES of SlogansHeroes!
Everyone knows someone who's
nickname is Red.  The people
who love Red are Redophiles.  If
you think that sounds too much
like another word, you're just
being childish.
Classic, the stuff of which fairy
tales are made.  Now if I can
only get my script in before
someone beats me to it....
I saw a couple who inspired this
pair of shirts.  It takes more than
human effort to establish that
much muscle mass.  But the
shirt could refer to behavior also.
I've had some strange and
wonderful relationships.  It
shouldn't be too hard to guess
which part of them I was.
Know someone with a
body worth guarding?
His and Hers  is for couples.  Paired shirts that you can wear to show you have a relationship.  And yes, I realize
that couples do not have to be of different genders to have a relationship.  But I'm old, that's how I think about couples,
and none of the "politically correct" terms sounds right to me.  Still,  I'm open to suggestions.  I wanted a page title that
would indicate the contents and make it easy for customers to find.  If you just want to grind your sexual politics axe,
prepare to be ignored.  Not only am I not politically correct, I may not even be anatomically correct.  Still, feel free to
protest, and march outside of our offices, which are about fifty miles offshore.  Bring a friend.
"A woman without a man is like a fish
without a bicycle", so the saying goes.  
But that doesn't work well for the
propagation of the species, does it?  
Besides, if fish could find a method of
locomotion better than the one they
were born with, they'd use it.  Fish are
smart.  That's why they spend all that
time in schools.  Seems obvious.
Don't argue about whose idea
it was.  Buy a his/her shirt in
the respective sizes, and two
of the MY shirts also.  Then you
can mix and match.  Blatant
commercialism, at its finest.